Sometimes I like to watch gay p***. I know that it’s wrong, but I feel really strongly attracted to some of the guys. Does god really want me to become a gay p*** star because of my big strong arms or something? Until then I’ll always have my bright pink Wooly the prostate massager to keep me company. Every time I shove him into my a** it makes me feel like screaming and moaning all over the place, but I can’t because I live with my parents and they’re both dead inside.
Two days ago I had wild s** with a sad gay person from the internet. The worst part he has a boyfriend. Before that someone from Texas fucked me a lot, because of some crazy hookups website. It’s ok because we’re still friends and both of us are Christians. But the poor guy is like trapped by his ex-boyfriend’s mean like we’re breaking up and you’re still living with me and babysitting my dogs while I’m at work because I’m rich or something deal. How like evil and fucked up. But I guess it’s better than living out on the street.
My parents are both rich doctors but they do nothing but lie about not having money, and then complain about me not getting the kind of job that they had when they were growing up in some backwards country full of illegal immigrants. My Dad just lost $10,000 a month on his paycheck. My mom says it’s because he stole his boss’ patient/friend and gave him a shunt which cured him. She claims the other doctor misdiagnosed him and that’s why he couldn’t walk right for years. He’s also supposed to do his patient records in a timely manner but is really backed up right now. Who knows if that’s even true though. They’re both insane right now for some reason, and have had nothing nice to say to me at all since I’ve gotten here. They usually just yell at me for trying to pull another all-nighter, like they’ve never been busy.
My older brother is such stink-b****. He does nothing but complain about how women deserve to get abortions, and then he calls me “a being the that time of the month person,” like I’m about to get an abortion or something? What a stupid homophobic racist prick, if it weren’t for him, we could have five horses and season tickets to see basketball together as a family by now. I guess he’s learned a lot from my father the chauvinist.
I hate my stupid friends. Most of them do drugs and are like mean to each other. Well I’m off to become a w**** in gay p***, possibly do more homework, we’ll see…ha!
