My kid came out a little ugly (she got her looks from that goddamn father of hers), but she’s the best motherfuxxing guitarist any 11-year-old could be. And her drawings are spectacular. And she’s in the gifted program (fortunately she didn’t get her brains from her borderline-retarded dad.) Top that, mofos. While your daughters will be clawing each others’ eyes out to be vapid trophy wives, my daughter will actually be sought after for her substance and awesomeness. She’ll probably land a much better guy than any other girl of her looks (or of much better looks) would have bagged.
