O most holy Sinterkokk,
Most well hung and hooded one
You of the Golden Balls.
Whose day cummeth soon.
Intercede with the Lord C*** to grant me perpetual sin
That I might cummit myself to him all of my life,
By deed, word, and perverse thought.
Sanctified Sinterkokk
Entreat the Lord Priapus, The Life Giver
That I be delivered from trials of abstinence
And granted the eternal torment of lust.
I pray that I might taste the s**** of the demon
Here I swear that I will always magnify c***
with both mouth and a** chalice,
now and evermore,
CuMen.