My brother is the biggest hypocrite there is. Goes out of his way to say things people are not comfortable with despite being told to at least say it less

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My brother is the biggest hypocrite there is. Goes out of his way to say things people are not comfortable with despite being told to at least say it less frequently multiple times, likes to ruin someone else’s day and/or blackmail and threaten them. Constantly says that he ‘doesn’t give a f*** about what other’s think of him’.

Yet as soon as someone makes an inside joke or says something he doesn’t like even slightly, he imediatly spergs out, saying you’re out to defame and destroy him, how everyone in his life always fucks him over and ‘what will people think of me, don’t say s*** like that you stupid c***’. Newsflash bro, I have gotten into trouble because of your behaviour multiple times, even if I have had nothing to do with it. I’m one of the rare people in life that will tolerate you and your insane ramblings about how everyone’s out to get you into trouble. So f*** you, I can make an in-joke that hurts no one. No our parent’s won’t look it up. They weren’t even listening to our conversation, too busy watching TV. Even if they did, they would not have understood the context, nor would they care to know.

Stop acting like you’re hot s*** when you’ve got the emotional stability and maturity of a 14 year old Tumblr user. You’re not the as dangerous as you think you are, your behaviour is abhorent and you are a disgusting hypocrite who will jump down people’s throats for the slightest mistake, but when it’s you it’s life ruining? F*** off. You’re nowhere near that important, just like me, just like 90% of the people on planet Earth.

New Confession

When i was 18 , my buddy and I were hanging out in his room ,he went to take a shower , came back with a towel around him , his room was kind of dark all the time which was cool , his parents were away ,so nobody was to be around. He says lets burn one ,so he openened his window , we smoked up , then he says man im h**** ,mind if i hang out naked ? I said this is your house , whatever . With that he dropped his towel, for the first time i saw him naked , 18 like me ,we were both fit , almost no body hair like me ,beautiful c*** and a** .
Im sitting in a chair like mortica had on Adams family only in my shorts , he walked up to me , handed me a beer and im staring right at his c***. Jerry noticed and said dude , how about a b****** ? I said dude , were not gay , he said i know , and we wont be after .
Jerry just stood there , I dont know what took me over , but i reached out and touched his c***,he became instantly hard . He said feel my balls , i did . He put his c*** about an inch from my lips , and i took the head in. In my head im freaking out ,but at the same ime thinking i like this . I bobbed on his c*** , came off it , licked the shaft , then the precum on his head, all while playing with his balls. Then i put it back in mouth.We were both getting ino it , then i put my hands up to his n****** , and all of a sudden , he was shooting loads of c** in my mouth , i didnt expect it and kept swallowing, i actually loved it .
So did he. When it was over , he said holy f*** dude that was great . I said yeah it was ..
From then on , when i’d go over there , he would just be comig out of shower , just stay naked , and say dude ,you want this ? I sucked him so many times like that , he never did anything , and i didnt really care .
All this is true and it actually happened as told ..

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