Last night a girl who was definitely not invited to the party decided to crash it. She got really drunk and kept drinking. She puked and crashed in the second bathroom. I felt her up and fingered her, put her in the tub and peed on her. She had no idea and in the morning I helped her to her car and felt her up some more. She slept most of the day there, used the potty and I’ve not heard from her since.