CORVALLUS is getting the greatest birthday gift of all from my lady, her sumptuous hairy bush sitting on my face tomorrow while she works it good with toys, creaming all over my face and down my gullet. There is nothing I enjoy more than feasting upon my lady’s essence, and when I’ve had enough, try to give her that child she wants. I have three unopened bottles of fresh poppers, and five new strains of cheeba oil to help take us to outer space along with the mushrooms!

I couldn’t go to Amsterdam this year, but she made sure we could have as best of a time as we can. I love you hun.

Your perpetual cream filled surprise,

CORVALLUS BRONSON WINSLOW