Cream Gene here humming and c****** at you from the truck stop bathroom where I just spent a whole night servicing America’s unsung heroes: truck drivers.

Dwayne said he was having marital problems but I say that he had a fluffy, soft and fragrant bush.

My main man deandre was running a reefer full of frozen vegetables from Texas and also hauling a 9 inch uncircumcised tallywacker.

Mariano was soft-spoken with a heavy accent and a heavy set of balls that contained a salty creamy yogurt drink to quench this old gringos thirst.

Unfortunately none of these road warrior gents wanted to take a stab at Gene’s keyster but my fingers are crossed next time someone will oblige.

That’s a big 10-4 good buddies! Keep on trucking sucking and f******!

Stay Creamy my friends.