My confession is that I met the prestonian six months ago. He lives a few hours from me and I saw his post on here so I found him on Facebook and he said

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My confession is that I met the prestonian six months ago. He lives a few hours from me and I saw his post on here so I found him on Facebook and he said that he wasn’t that wild that’s just an online persona. Just like the others when we met he asked me to bring him 2 Big Buford burgers with double cheese and bacon. We met at a park and he promised he’d use a condom. He put one on then took it off and started f****** me really hard. I tried to fight and move away but he said “oh don’t make the Prestonian get wild on you boy”. I looked back And he was eating a burger and naked except for a pair of Nike Air Jordans.

When he ejaculated he made a lot of noise and shouted and started playing my buttocks like bongo drums. I didn’t appreciate this or the racial slurs he used. I was trying to support BLM and do my part but he was so rude and insensitive.

One thing that was uncanny was his ability to time his fart perfectly after he ejaculated. He turned me around and blasted me with the smelliest niggerfart, like onions and sulfur.

I am not very s******* experienced and I thought I could change the Prestonian. I texted him later and asked why he hasn’t contacted me and he wrote back “this ain’t the damn Prestonian WRONG NUMBER”

TL;DR: I got niggerfucked by a n*****

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