Since everyone is sharing stories about the Prestonian here’s mine: I ordered food one day and the Prestonian was the delivery driver from doordash. He said hi can I come in? He was really polite at first. I am a gay man and he victimized me. After he came in he said “oh hello im Preston but people call me the Prestonian, you want to s*** this c***?” I said ok and before I knew it he was blowing out my backsnatch. He kept saying I’m a no good Jew while he was pounding my a**. I googled his name and that’s how I found this site. I’m just a h**** fuckbeast but I didn’t intend to be turned out by a rude fast talking n*****. Oh well. Thanks for listening.

Corvallus B Winslow