I wanna f*** this really s*** hot Instagram model hope beel…man she’s so smokin’ hot! I wish she had full frontal nudes on net…can’t stop fantasizing and jacking off about her.
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I wanna f*** this really s*** hot Instagram model hope beel…man she’s so smokin’ hot! I wish she had full frontal nudes on net…can’t stop fantasizing and jacking off about her.
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I want you now AL
it’s raining tacos Vanessa Del Rio and Shawn Johnson’s tacos
My sexuality and youth is wasted while my satyr of a crush hoes around the dream
White melt down! Kicking and screaming for a woman that stopped loving you. Sad I wish Africa was here everyday to make you puff up with insecurities.
You can decide what you want to do in life, but I suggest doing something that creates. Something that leaves a tangible thing once you’re done. That way even after you’re gone, you will still live on in the things you created.
Foot Cream is my fetish
I wish I was a pantyhose-wearing hentai girl
Rebecca francett is a thieving bitch and I hope you cry in jail.
I took a Oxycodone pill for my back pain. But it gets me nervous and mess up my brain. I don’t know why.
My life is shit since I met him
The skeleton had skeletons of his own in the closet.
All women are sluts
Waleska Sargenteli has a big dick, baby! She is ready to breed some Backsnatch flooding it with her Brazilian JIZZLE JUICE! taste the cum rainbow!
I want Graysen to win kids baking championship
I am a Sabrina Suzuki stan. tell me she doesn’t make your cream your jeans in her videos
I just jacked off and there was a little bit of blood in my cum
There should be limits to wishful thinking. I just haven’t found them yet.
i hate myself for disliking someone who‘s always been nice and they’re genuinely not a bad person at all
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I dislike heterosexual people.
Happy Valentine’s Day, ladies.
Hentai is better then Normal Porn
394 Views 2710 0 I had a threesome with my boyfriend and his ex girlfriend
i fell in love with my skate trainer
Baiting rednecks, weirdos, Nazis, perverts, wasters, and trailer trash on this website is depressingly easy and the responses are depressingly predictable.
i have an invention that will change the world but i am afraid of being murdered if i bring it out to the public
Getting up at dawn is for the birds.
Michael, I miss you, message me.
There are different types of secrets. She had held onto plenty of them during her life, but this one was different. She found herself holding onto the worst type. It was the type of secret that could gnaw away at your insides if you didn’t tell someone about it, but it could end up getting you killed if you did.
There are only three ways to make this work. The first is to let me take care of everything. The second is for you to take care of everything. The third is to split everything 50 / 50. I think the last option is the most preferable, but I’m certain it’ll also mean the end of our marriage.
I would love to be done with you. To have you out of my head. Every thought of you brings with it a bittersweet sting i am aparently addicted to.
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She counted. One. She could hear the steps coming closer. Two. Puffs of breath could be seen coming from his mouth. Three. He stopped beside her. Four. She pulled the trigger of the gun.
He told us a very exciting adventure story.
Hot filthy shit, brewing and churning inside my colon. I eagerly await your stinking arrival, and to see what shape my sphincter has fashioned you.
Yep, thank guys. I really had a great time with y’all. Gonna end it, see ya in hell, cause that where all the funny and interesting people go.
I’m poor I rummage through the trash for stuff to sell so I can keep up with the cost of living.
Mary plays the piano.
Don’t put peanut butter on the dog’s nose.
Eating raw fish didn’t sound like a good idea. “It’s a delicacy in Japan,” didn’t seem to make it any more appetizing. Raw fish is raw fish, delicacy or not.
Each person who knows you has a different perception of who you are.
You know it’s good pussy when you can slide in and out without touching each other
the holocaust was faked
He had accidentally hacked into his company’s server.
I worked out on my chest, abs and arms. You can do it too. Come on! Let’s fight that depression, anxiety, stress and mood swings!
She had the gift of being able to paint songs.
Conservatism is a mental illness.
SOMEBODY GIVE ME AN ADVENTURE OF A LIFETIME PLS… I’M TIRED AND BORED OF MY LIFE AND THIS NAGGING FRUSTRATED FEELING IN MY HEART!!!
people need to be puffin on inhalers instead of puffin on this weed bro FR y’all slow
She couldn’t decide of the glass was half empty or half full so she drank it.
I’m breaking my phone
coronavirus = Zombie Virus
I blame white people.
Fighting the urge to pick a blade. Any blade.
I blame white people. Blacks are more like sick stray dogs. They can’t be blamed. They didn’t ask for this.
Stop confusing pleaceful sleep with death. They are not the same. With sleep you breathe in trance, with death you choke and body turns to cold stone.
my ma is going mental.
Push. Push. We gotta lift those weights or hit the treadmill to sweat to fight depression.
I touched myself unpurely. Lord forgive me. I need to never do it again.
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i have a crush on this girl her names tam she can get it tbfh
I know we are friends, so I allow him to live because with out him you would crumble
“It was so great to hear from you today and it was such weird timing,” he said. “This is going to sound funny and a little strange, but you were in a dream I had just a couple of days ago. I’d love to get together and tell you about it if you’re up for a cup of coffee,” he continued, laying the trapped he’s been planning for years.
I often shake my fat and super thicc legs to remind me that I’m fat af
i will do like him and go down the path of sobriety
It was easy to spot her. All you needed to do was look at her socks. They were never a matching pair. One would be green while the other would be blue. One would reach her knee while the other barely touched her ankle. Every other part of her was perfect, but never the socks. They were her micro act of rebellion.
I’m reading a book, but the problem is that I’m reading it to slow.
I miss having sex with my cousin. She got married and we had sex one last time the night before the wedding and she told me this is it.
The wolves stopped in their tracks, sizing up the mother and her cubs. It had been over a week since their last meal and they were getting desperate. The cubs would make a good meal, but there were high risks taking on the mother Grizzly. A decision had to be made and the wrong choice could signal the end of the pack.
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She says she has the ability to hear the soundtrack of your life.
Welcome to hell. We have veggie cookies.
She looked at her student wondering if she could ever get through. “You need to learn to think for yourself,” she wanted to tell him. “Your friends are holding you back and bringing you down.” But she didn’t because she knew his friends were all that he had and even if that meant a life of misery, he would never give them up.
Just got a death threat !. If i get stabbed or killed you know my name and how to find evidence
I need to take a big shit :/
25 years later, she still regretted that specific moment.
Stole a thong from my mother-in-law. I masturbated and came in it.
Romance is dead. I’m 27 and never had a single romantic gift
i want my dad to die in an accident
I have a random feeling that today will be a great day. I just know it. I know it alright.
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The computer wouldn’t start. She banged on the side and tried again. Nothing. She lifted it up and dropped it to the table. Still nothing. She banged her closed fist against the top. It was at this moment she saw the irony of trying to fix the machine with violence.
Sip, sip, sip you ain’t got big drip~
Happiness can be found in the depths of chocolate pudding.
My coworkers expect me to know the processes I have to do, but they don’t teach me how to do them. WTF
Do you think you’re living an ordinary life? You are so mistaken it’s difficult to even explain. The mere fact that you exist makes you extraordinary. The odds of you existing are less than winning the lottery, but here you are. Are you going to let this extraordinary opportunity pass?
Sometimes I wish I was a guy so I could have sex with other men.
I’m a lesbian.
fuck off
She wrote him a long letter, but he didn’t read it.
Drunk message, sorry lol. Went out with friends. Overdid it. lol. Hope all is well.
Give me more than 10,000 likes, come on. Let’s say no to racism, homophobia and sexism.
Anyone trying to rp? Haven’t abducted a child in like two weeks pc huh
I want to see her one last time .
eerie when the past comes back to say -hello goodbye
I’m only staying in this relationship because i can’t afford to leave. I really tried loving you, but it’s so difficult for me
Don’t step on the broken glass.
Forgive, let go and stop it. Do not cause other people error and stop sinning. Stop being an asshole and quit smoking, and also buying animal products to save the planet.
I’ll give you space, once again
She had been told time and time again that the most important steps were the first and the last. It was something that she carried within her in everything she did, but then he showed up and disrupted everything. He told her that she had it wrong. The first step wasn’t the most important. The last step wasn’t the most important. It was the next step that was the most important.
Who am I?
My brain is so foggy today, I fear my ms is getting worse again. What did I do wrong to deserve this?
Bitchphobia: Where you act like a son of a bitch everyday. Only white people can get diagnosed.
He had a vague sense that trees gave birth to dinosaurs.
why do identity crises have to hit you at one in the morning? i’ve never had one til now and i feel like my chest is imploding. i hate it
I love to drink tea and coffee, but it makes me pee too much. I hate going to the bathroom every few minutes. Ugh
Path to sobriety
Just thinking about a few more ways I fucked that up.
I love you. You have helped me a lot. I don’t know why I still “feel” this way. Depression sucks
To sleep. Forever.
Hayley Williams is back. Climax in a music. (Me first)
Sometimes that’s just the way it has to be. Sure, there were probably other options, but he didn’t let them enter his mind. It was done and that was that. It was just the way it had to be.
Girls night out last night . Stayed at home with my Vibrator
NICK NICK NICK NICK NA NICK NICK NICK
The day has barely begun & I’m already entertaining thoughts of harming myself.
Sometimes I stare at a door or a wall and I wonder what is this reality, why am I alive, and what is this all about?
yo AL I am over you and already moved on. I’m already gone!
Illumination and loving healing to those recovering from trauma and addictions to substances and past negative behaviors
I want to go back to New Orleans with you and show my tits to everyone
In need of a sharp object…NOW!
Some bathing suits just shouldn’t be worn by some people.
It’s not often you find a soggy banana on the street.
farewell and be a good person. the planet is dying for love
I fantasize about my girlfriend getting really slutty on camera, uploading the video online, and hearing all the dirty things that will be said about her.
I want to get creamed by Camila Mattoli she’s the most beautiful woman alive
I have been cheating my wife for 6 years. Had sx with more than 100 girls.
I had a threesome with my boyfriend and his ex girlfriend
How can I convince my 5 year old daughter to let me fuck her pussy?
I want you, need you badly… my body aches when you are near
Existing on a daily basis takes up all my energy.
If I could kill all of humanity I would.
How to save the Earth easily: With every child born, plant a type of tree assigned with their Name & Birth. Both eco-friendly and meaningful x
Dolores wouldn’t have eaten the meal if she had known what it actually was.
If eating three-egg omelets causes weight-gain, budgie eggs are a good substitute.
Maybe we should take a break or something.
He had decided to accept his fate of accepting his fate.
It was always dangerous to drive with him since he insisted the safety cones were a slalom course.
Fuck the PSAT AND SAT!
What was beyond the bend in the stream was unknown. Both were curious, but only one was brave enough to want to explore. That was the problem. There was always one that let fear rule her life.
Have someone drive you through the car wash while you’re stoned. It’s honestly magical.
What does it feel like for a man to get fucked in his asshole?
It was a slippery slope and he was willing to slide all the way to the deepest depths.
I ran out of sugar. So I had to drink Honey Coffee this morning. It was good.
Nudist colonies shun fig-leaf couture.
كراتي حكة وألم. هم الحكة والألم
Malls are great places to shop; I can find everything I need under one roof.
I believe the media needs to stop mentioning Kobe Bryant, let his family greave
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I love you AL; I want you so badly.
I’m making foooooood I’m making foooooood I’m making foooooood I’m making food.
The leather jacked showed the scars of being his favorite for years. It wore those scars with pride, feeling that they enhanced his presence rather than diminishing it. The scars gave it character and had not overwhelmed to the point that it had become ratty. The jacket was in its prime and it knew it.
Could the owner(s) of this website please fix the search bar? Nothing ever comes up when I search stuff. Thank you.
Come on Push. Push. I need to workout harder to fight that depression. Push.
Did something happen on Twitter? Why’s there so many anti right leaning people bitching?
I hate having depersonalisation
Calling Jack Lalane: I need my JIZZLE JUICED!
It’s China’s fault the virus is spreading, but the main thing we can blame is the bats!
Sure, I’d be happy for you but my ego would disintegrate. Vestigial as it is.
Boomers be mad and upset because times are changing.
I love you AL. Let’s give in to it. Life is too short.
I want my crush to sit on my face.
haters posing as people. Doubt everything. i never use this site nor post~ ALien. bye for good humans
Random words in front of other random words create a random sentence.
If you got more likes then views you might be a red neck
I hope you die reader
A hacker is trying to find my location from my Instagram account. I’m only 13im scared
I just saw another man kill a polar bear with his bare hands, It was the worst day of my life.
I loved this so much,im so happy. you’re the love of my life
Trine has Vejles best ass!
Don’t be scared. The things out there that are unknown aren’t scary in themselves. They are just unknown at the moment. Take the time to know them before you list them as scary. Then the world will be a much less scary place for you.
Brandon Montgomery from Windsor Ontario has the most perfect, sexiest feet iv ever seen. I’d give anything to be at her sweet feet
I am misunderstood but I won’t clarify or justify whatsoever.
I covered my friend in baby oil.
Bras are useless. K sized cup corsets for the win.
I am Doctor Remulak
Everyone was busy, so I went to the movie alone.
i really want to become a dictator and turn everyone on this planet into my slaves.doing, killing, and fucking who and what ever i want
Not all people who wander are lost.
I just didn’t want to fuck him, sorry. But he could have watched.
Sometimes there isn’t a good answer. No matter how you try to rationalize the outcome, it doesn’t make sense. And instead of an answer, you are simply left with a question. Why?
Last Friday I saw a spotted striped blue worm shake hands with a legless lizard.
Kill all men and abort all male fetuses to save the world and remove all that’s wrong with this world.
Mothers are statically more of perpetrators of Child Abuse or Neglect than fathers.
i love moge-ko,i really dont care if she is psychopath
Bill ran from the giraffe toward the dolphin.
No one is safe in here, first day in Jamal said he had a cold and couldn’t stop coughing. Everytime he coughed it turned me on… Day 2 he was tossing my salad
You can’t just go to Narnia and never come back. There’s consequences.
White people always got that dumb look on their face and want me to give them the same look as if…
I’m masturbatin’ rn. ‘Bout to cum.
Spiral to the heart of my concerns.
There once lived an old man and an old woman who were peasants and had to work hard to earn their daily bread. The old man used to go to fix fences and do other odd jobs for the farmers around, and while he was gone the old woman, his wife, did the work of the house and worked in their own little plot of land.
I Found The bug that access the backs door to are simulation
I was very proud of my nickname throughout high school but today- I couldn’t be any different to what my nickname was.
The lyrics of the song sounded like fingernails on a chalkboard.
Anybody from noteful? Mr. No Socks, where are you? I’m the bonsai guy btw. I miss you all.
I only feel normal when I smoke weed Once a week is all i do but I wish I didn’t feel / act so crazy without it
Humans are annoying.
We got to fight depression. Let’s do some abs, chest and arm exercises y’all. Come on! Hup hup hup…
I had sex with a milf colleague of mine. And now she wants to date me.
I don’t like being outside of my bedroom if my stepdad is home. I ask my mom to send him to the store sometimes so I can breathe. He’s always judging.
Sara is a fucking fat Michelin man looking motherfucker
I was replaced with Kmart trash…wtf?!?!?!?!
Misfortune after misfortune will befall on those who look down on others.
I’m your girlfriend, not your therapist.
Did Will Smith kill Tupac?
Ive been masturbating to my neigbours teenage daugther. Shes always prancing about in tight shorts. Her breasts and butt are juicy and full. She drives me wild.
i removed u from my followers. no more free game.
Who has your favorite Shebeef?? I gotta go with Laura Sofia for her thick protein filled jizzle stick alone! share in the comments!
The book is in front of the table.
I will always love you come what may. It truly pains to love from far but still I can’t stop. I love you my pole
May those who are sexist, homophobic or racist be cursed for the upcoming week.
Im so sorry, I sexted and my parents are going to find out, I will NEVER DO IT AGAIN
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I’m sorry im not being honest. Forgive me.
Not using this site again
I feel like I am a girl. I want to dress like a girl and go around.
people on tumblr like to leave me anon hate and i’m not really impacted by it often and today someone called me a worthless whore and i got turned on oops—
i have a creamy center
I’m really beginning to hate where I am Like truly Maybe ill Maybe I can’t go to sleep Baut I hate it hete
Thin tight white trousers. No knickers. The shadow of a pussy showing.
I fall in love with sunita and she already married.
The fact that there’s a stairway to heaven and a highway to hell explains life well.
Wish I was dead.
Being flexible enough to do so, I have sucked on the tip of my own dick and came. I have done it multiple times.
I enjoy thinking about about you but I enjoyed most being with you. Missing you a lot on this valentine’s day. Happy Valentines day,
He sat staring at the person in the train stopped at the station going in the opposite direction. She sat staring ahead, never noticing that she was being watched. Both trains began to move and he knew that in another timeline or in another universe, they had been happy together.
I don’t wanna talk about NASA
I didn’t realise living in poverty was this much fun.
I’m glad this horrible crush experience is over. Ready to delete you from my life.
I snuck in my sister’s room and looked at her pussy when we were younger.
I want to drug my boyfriend and tie him up in my basement. Don’t judge me I’m sure I’m not the only girl who’s thought of that.
Hey baby, let’s get ready for the apocalypse together.
My whole life I thought I was straight. The next, I thought I was bisexual. Turns out, I’m gay. That’s that.
Her mom had warned her. She had been warned time and again, but she had refused to believe her. She had done everything right and she knew she would be rewarded for doing so with the promotion. So when the promotion was given to her main rival, it not only stung, it threw her belief system into disarray. It was her first big lesson in life, but not the last.
A purple pig and a green donkey flew a kite in the middle of the night and ended up sunburnt.
every website i start to enjoy end up INVADED BY TROLLLS. this is gangstalking NIGHTMARE
Forgive everyone and let go. This way you’ll be free of these issues.
You’re never going to be heard by your family. You’re never going to get to go home properly after eleven years.
Indian dramas WELP cringe
What time is it?
My guardian helps me since i was …. i always was. He teaches me melodies that compartmentalize trauma and soothe the mind.
We are having sex again. I’m hypeee
Depression is sleeping for most of the day or even a good part of it & feeling barely more refreshed than when you initially went to sleep.
I was angry disrespectful impatient selfish prideful I had worldly sorrow resentment I complained dishonored my father and passed judgement against him
Breed my backsnatch Ponyboy
so you will never ?
I really want to go to work, but I am too sick to drive.
She wondered if the note had reached him. She scolded herself for not handing it to him in person. She trusted her friend, but so much could happen. She waited impatiently for word.
Why can’t I muster up the courage to just become an other statistic? I want to kill myself so horribly.
I’m a guy and I wear thongs. boys or girls idgaf
Those who down vote this will have it coming for them. Karma. Curses shall befall on those who discriminate based on sex, age, gender, sexual orientation and race.
Fuck!! Why am I so dumb?!
The small white buoys marked the location of hundreds of crab pots.
Thank you for confirming my worst fears that I meant nothing. Ill still help you. Can you just give me time for the pills to kick in.
I hate how the internet is such a big haven for scammer, liars and cheaters. I just want to try and date someone who shares my interests and fantasies
Feeling the urge to harm myself again.
I want a girl to knee me in the balls and spit/piss on my face.
I wanna be physically shown up, verbally insulted, and laughed at by delicate little preteen girlscouts.
who the FUCK is Waleska Serengeti??
I love the feeling of being able to sleep in when you have a day off work
I rent a room in the home of a married couple and I kinda feel insulted that the husband has never made a pass at me.
David subscribes to the “stuff your tent into the bag” strategy over nicely folding it.
Three generations with six decades of life experience.
They say you can’t love someone until you learn to love yourself… I guess I ain’t loving no-one then
I could really use some boedank cherry lips right bout now
I don’t think I wanna pay for friendship anymore. I learned to be by myself.
Give me a scientific reason like someone like me or anyone else can’t get a girlfriend? Come on spew those science words?
Im 12 and i use my brothers miniture wood bat to screw myself. I found out i really like it in my ass.
If any cop asks you where you were, just say you were visiting Kansas.
His son quipped that power bars were nothing more than adult candy bars.
//aifs.gov.au/cfca/publications/who-abuses-children Research link to the fact that women are more likely to abuse their children.
I wish I was never born. I don’t deserve to be alive.
Bye.
Weekday afternoons are the worst. Bad things keep happening to people.
I picked the wrong day to not take my Prozac. It was hell at work. I’m so quitting that job this year.
I think my sister wants me to fuck her pussy
The red ball sat proudly at the top of the toybox. It had been the last to be played with and anticipated it would be the next as well. The other toys grumbled beneath. At one time each had held the spot of the red ball, but over time they had sunk deeper and deeper into the toy box.
We need to all lift weights to fight depression and get those nice chest, abs and arms y’all. Let’s do this together.
I’m considering breaking up and getting a div. You hurt me. I love you. I don’t want to lose you. ….. … I’ve already lost you
Found a new boyfriend . On my second. We finally had our real first date last night . Oh my god ! I didn’t know dicks came in different lengths.
I would appreciate it if you people did not give thumbs-down votes to my posts.
I live in a time where men cut their dicks off and call themselves girls. And women grow a bit of facial hair and call themselves men…
My back hurts from all the backstabbing and not the daily exercise.
Sobriety path.
I’m not losing my marbles People are deliberately doing it Fuck y’all
Burnie, free weed for all.
Is there a bot posting comments on the most viewied confession of the month? And the likes? Wtf?
You’ve been eyeing me all day and waiting for your move like a lion stalking a gazelle in a savannah.
ê tú ơi, hình như em bị thích anh
SHARE your SHEBEEF thirsty admirer her wants to be your sissy slave boi for all you tgals HMU and share your salty shake!
Lol can see you breaking up with me tonight. It’s okay,im to mentally damaged. No wonder you wont want me.
The botter(s)/hacker(s)/whatever(s) clearly have nothing better to do. They’re lifeless idiots.
I don’t like abusers of any kind. Abuse will not be tolerated. Not anymore.
We have young kids who often walk into our room at night for various reasons including clowns in the closet.
heard about your stereotype being awkward with girls but holy shit you made a good thing die :/
I want to slit her throat so bad.
guns and everything like them should be Illegal the world would be a much better place
FUCK valentines day
Last nigt i took 8 shots of mouthwash got really drunk and threw up all over my carpet
Stop waiting for exceptional things to just happen.
every website i start to enjoy end up INVADED BY TROLLS. This is a gangstalking NIGHTMARE !
i’m sorry mom, i love you goodye
When I was little I had a car door slammed shut on my hand and I still remember it quite vividly.
Being racist, sexist, ageist, homophobic, transphobic and xenophobic gets you nowhere in life.
Today again I masturbate…tell me how to control it. I’m 25 y/o
Balloons are pretty and come in different colors, different shapes, different sizes, and they can even adjust sizes as needed. But don’t make them too big or they might just pop, and then bye-bye balloon. It’ll be gone and lost for the rest of mankind. They can serve a variety of purposes, from decorating to water balloon wars. You just have to use your head to think a little bit about what to do with them.
I’m a horrible sinner but i beg for mercy and want to change. Please forgive all from your heart and let go to have peace, i’ll do that.
Time to look for that blade.
The hardest part about being on a diet, is when night falls. It’s a sad night basically. I just want to sleep on a good filled stomach.
There was something beautiful in his hate. It wasn’t the hate itself as it was a disgusting display of racism and intolerance. It was what propelled the hate and the fact that although he had this hate, he didn’t understand where it came from. It was at that moment that she realized that there was hope in changing him.
Seek success, but always be prepared for random cats.
The bees decided to have a mutiny against their queen.
God I wish I was dead. I hate being this way. I wish I could be happy. I wake up every morning disappointed I’m still alive. I’m fucking miserable.
The clouds formed beautiful animals in the sky that eventually created a tornado to wreak havoc.
If a Girl says She will Text you back 95% chance she Won’t
I feel controlled by my family and I can’t enjoy my teen years.
This made him feel like an old-style rootbeer float smells.
The fox in the tophat whispered into the ear of the rabbit.
Pick a toothpick. Any toothpick.
I’m a sexy man trapped in an ugly man’s body
I want to bend over and let another man fuck me bareback. Oh by the way I’m a married man.
Carol drank the blood as if she were a vampire.
Whenever he saw a red flag warning at the beach he grabbed his surfboard.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, HE LIKES ME, HE LIKES ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He heard the loud impact before he ever saw the result. It had been so loud that it had actually made him jump back in his seat. As soon as he recovered from the surprise, he saw the crack in the windshield. It seemed to be an analogy of the current condition of his life.
The ants enjoyed the barbecue more than the family.
I think I am dissociating right now. It’s a bit scary.
In that instant, everything changed.
I need to stop wasting my time watching too much porn and start getting a life.
Took a box cutter to some random kids toys today. I’m glad I didn’t cut the kid.
There’s a message for you if you look up.