It’s not that I don’t want kids persay, it’s just I don’t want to get no f****** sleep because babies are assholes. And being a guy I undoubtedly would be the one getting no sleep. I’m grumpy on full sleep, I’ll be a full blown a****** on that kind of schedule. So I think I’ll just be a step daddy. Preferably somewhere around age 5. That way there they’re in school and have some sort of concept of what sleep means.
