All Men are Major Perverts that Play the game. And All Handsome Men Are Whores that are Marjors players.Listen, all these Men are No good, they will cheat and play your heart like a fiddle. And once they see a new target, you’ll be like yesterdays newspaper. Perhaps you do find a good one, they’ll end up leaving you too,once they get tired with your s***. So how do you keep a man? Well…You have to be the finest wine out there. You have to be the hottest sexiest beautiful thing they ever laid there eyes on. If not, you’d have to be rich b****. Aren’t Men Horrible? I rather not have one, if that’s the case. I rather be single as a pringle. That’s right, I rather be lonely than full of baloney. I rather eat bacon and fake it than to be naked. I’d rather sniff a sock, jump over a dock, hit my head on a rock than s*** on a c***. What about women you may ask? Well…I’d say forget that too. Some women are like venomous vipers. So asexual is the way to go, it’s better than dealing with these hoes. And when I say hoe, I’m talking about men and women. Its better to be alone focus on yourself, keep your head up high and forget about these romantic relationships that will one day crash and burn.