Hey! Dickhead! Don't call the girls here "honey" and then negatively talk about tits! I call them "honey", that's mine, you call them "bae". We are not

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Hey! Dickhead! Don’t call the girls here “honey” and then negatively talk about t***! I call them “honey”, that’s mine, you call them “bae”. We are not the same, never will be, you wish.

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When Harry was in prison. I went with some coworkers for a birthday party at a local restaurant. One to many beers later. Feeling along and wanted some excitement. I hooked up with one of their customers. I didn’t take him home he didn’t take me home. We done the deed on an air mattress in the back of his Ford explorer. Hey I’m 42 and not 17. I will say this guy had a very nice Bratwurst. That completely overfilled Harry’s under used playground equipment. The event ended somewhere around 2 am with a knock on the back window. When one of my besties was wanting to leave because she was driving. I then kissed his Bratwurst goodnight.

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Been a dry spell my friends. Haven’t had my backvagina blown out in months. Sad.

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