I went to a restaurant earlier to fill my damn belly, when I get the check I see the word I hate more than anything: TIP

I told the waiter asking me for a tip is like reinstituting slavery. You whiteys owe ME, should be paying me to eat at your restaurant CRACKER.

I told the waiter I ain’t paying no tip and my food was cold and I wanted to talk to the manager. The waiter rolled his eyes at me and I said get back here boy, what’s the problem?

He said: sorry I’m tired of people trying to always get free meals here.

What do you mean YOU PEOPLE I asked.

I didnt say you people he said. He was right about that and I said “listen boy you go outside and service my crank and I’ll forget all about this” usually this works but he said he’s calling the police. So yeah I got arrested.

I’m so tired of these damn crackers ruining my meal and asking for TIPS! Wake up whitey! Eat my a****** and let me slam those cheeks next time and we won’t have no problem!

® The Prestonian