what’s happening my jizzles n jizzettes, it’s your boy CORVALLUS here to remind yall CUMUNION is happening for many of you this weekend, so stay greazed and Sleazed for that BACKSNATCH BREEDING action, not trying to rip holes ya dig. whether you’re f****** or getting fucked, make sure you’re on PrEP being safe for yourselves and others, and douche 2 TIMES before you head out.

so get some fresh poppers like Radikal Rush or Double Scorpio, oil up your harness and jock strap and start training your sissyhole right now, and make this CUMUNION a feast- of A**!

keeping kreamy,

Korvallus