living with my mother in law makes me f****** insane. it’s not rational, but the little s*** she does every goddamned day pisses me the f*** off.

Things she’s said/done
“don’t open the curtains, too much heat or too much cold will get in.”
“you won’t be drinking with dinner every day.”
“we run the dishwasher once a week” (so I loaded it, it was full, and she stopped it mid-cycle.)
moves my keys to a new place
sleeps in the living room
says racist s*** about every kind of person you can image
“Keep everything off of the bathroom counter.” (Meanwhile, the rest of the house is full of her hoarded s***)
“Turn off the wireless! The waves will get me!”
keeps food years after expiration dates.
listens to kids music
keeps just enough of her s*** in my rooms so she can justify coming in whenever she wants “I use all the rooms in this house”
reloads the dishwasher every time I load it.
she f****** hoards s*** all over the goddamn house and I’m gonna have to deal with it when she dies.
“It’s your choice to live here away from your husband” (but I’m living here because I got a job in this s***** town and my husband hasn’t gotten one here yet)
there is exactly enough room on the kitchen table for my plate and cup when I eat – the rest of it is covered with her hoarded stacks of papers and crap.

F****** hell, I hate this place and I think I hate her.