I just got done taking a shit and masturbating at the same time.

7 years

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I just got done taking a s*** and m*********** at the same time.

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i spent some time in a “turning point” mental institution, they used to TAZER you in the fuccin neck every time you got rattled. ive still got burn marks on my neck from my last visit. would highly recommend. unfortunately i was kicked out after getting one of the gards in the neck with a toothbrush

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I Want To See My Wife Naked On A Crowded Beach

This is just a brief “confession”, or fantasy I suppose. I would love to see my wife totally naked on a very busy beach, with lots of guys. I would love to see her lying on a blanket on the sand with the oil rubbed all over her, her n****** hard and legs spread, not real wide, but enough for a nice view if anyone wanted to look. I’m pretty sure she would like it.