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I drive as a food courier for one of the biggest delivery services. The delivery fee is so low on it that its not worth my time, gas, etc to pick up these orders. Recently the app i drive for has implemented a new system where if we dont accept 80% of orders, drivers get penalized. So whereas before i ignored the orders with no ‘tip’ i am now forced to take them or suffer the consequences. $4 isnt worth me driving 11kms in the hot weather we’ve been having…

So I’ll mess up the customers order. Ive stolen sides, licked peoples food, spit in their drink, ate their fries only because they didnt ‘tip’.

Notice how i say the word ‘tip’. It shouldn’t be called a tip because i get it, you tip for good service. Like if i found your address, got to you in a timely fashion, whatever. But this food delivery app makes you ‘tip’ before. It should be thought of as a better delivery charge, or a guarantee that youre going to get your food ASAP and not have to wait 3 hours.

I know that cheap people intentionally put $0 for the tip. And you know what? F*** you. I hope you enjoy my spit in your drink. Cheap bastards.

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I have to admit that I love to flash my c*** to adult women, of any age actually. I flash my c*** in my car, on webcams or in hotel windows overlooking parking lots or beaches like in Florida. My c*** is slightly larger than “average” but certainly not huge. Two women have told me that my c*** is really hard. I believe that several women have seen me though none have reported me and that’s a good thing.

One time in Florida I was laying on the lounge with my c*** surreptiously sticking out the side. Across the deck was a beautiful black haired lady in a bikini. She had really b*******. She was wearing sunglasses and getting some sun. Her lounge was slightly elevated but I couldn’t tell if her eyes were open. If they were she would have seen my c*** which of course was really exciting me. We were like that for about 15 minutes when another lady approached her and said something. She sat up, raised her glasses and took a clear look at me. She then lowered her glasses and resumed her position. She didn’t do or say anything. The only thing she did was bend her knee blocking my view between her legs. I didn’t trust the other lady so I left right away. That lady really took it in stride. I often wonder if she was offended, neutral or excited.

One night I was cruising with my c*** in my hand looking for a flashing opportunity. Up ahead was a girl hitchiking. She was wearing a loose dress from what I could see in the headlights and she was perfect. I decided to offer her a ride with my c*** out. If she got in, great and if she did not that was cool. I pulled up beside her and she opened the door. When that happened the interior light came on. She could see my c*** but I was so excited that c** exploded out of my c***. It happened so fast that I reached over, closed the door and took off.

I often wonder what she thought. Oh yeah, I also j******* to those memories.