Dear future husband/wife,

I’m only 16, and I have my own dreams and ambitions but I can’t want to get married and have kids- I’ve got my housewife skills on lock and I’ll comfort you after a hard day at work with a warm home made meal made with all the love in the world

You can rest your heat in my lap and ill rub your head

And then you can dominate me in the bedroom——

I’m saving myself for the right person, who I just can’t seem to find, so I’ll continue waiting like a damsel in internal distress until the day you come and save me from this dull life

All I ask is that you’re loyal and love me unconditionally and I’ll return the favor for all of eternity.