Hear ye, Hear ye.
The Town Crier 🙋 rings the bell. 🔔🔔

The Town Crier 🙋 breaks the Royal Seal 🏵 and announces 📣📣 the message on the Royal Scroll 📜:

Her Majesty the Queen 👸👑 declares open season on all 👹👹👹 trolls.
All vassals, peasants and FOOOOLSSS 👑👸🙇‍♀️🤠🤠🎶 shall be paid a bounty and reward for
the capture of the 👹👹👹 trolls who mock her Majesty’s Royal Postings.

Her Majesty the Queen 👸👑 shall have her Royal Guard 💂‍⚔⚔ take the TROLLS 👹👹👹 and toss them into the dungeon at the Royal Castle 🏰. TROLL 👹👹 comments are merely sour grapes 🍇🍇🍇.

That is the message on the Royal Scroll 📜.

All bow 🙇 🙇 🙇 🙇 🙇 🙇 before the Queen 👸👑.

Remember that her Royal Majesty is a generous and benevolent Queen. 👑👸
She is the Queen 👸👑 and she wears the crown. 👑👸👑.

—– The Town Crier 🙋