1. If you blow air inside a girl’s v***** (while performing oral s**) her chances to develop toxic shock syndrome increase by 33%
2. If you eat more than 6 french fries while dinning out you will shorten your life expectancy by 24hrs.
3. When the oceans tide is low your chances of getting attacked by a shark increase by 25% during summer season.
4. If you are old enough to know and have watched the PeeWee Herman show as a kid you probably think an adult speaking in a weird high tone voice and laugh is of no concern.
5. If you ride a Harley Davidson you most likely served in the military or think you are strong enough to fight with absolutely no skills or experience.
6. People who drive a Chevy Camaro are most likely of Italian or African American heritage.
7. People who drive a Ford Mustang are most likely of Irish, German, Indian, Asian, Hispanic or Arabic heritage.
8. If you believe in UFO’s youre most likely a gullible person and tend to lose control in challenging situations.
9. If you spend 75% of your day thinking about s** then you must be either a teenager boy or border line male p********.
10. Simply confess is just a place to say whats on your mind which contributes to self help therapy and creates a visualization of what you are really thinking or willing to allow yourself to fantasize about.