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Say buddy, can you spare a dime…..for a C*******?

Swedish feminist MEP under fire for spending taxpayer cash on ‘3D clitorises’.

——YOU CAN’T MAKE UP THIS STUFF.——–

A member of the European Parliament from Sweden raised eyebrows after she used her hefty allowance, paid for by EU taxpayers, to buy hundreds of plastic clitorises for ‘feminist and left causes.’

A report by the Swedish public broadcaster SVT revealed that Malin Bjork from the Left Party had spent up to one million Swedish kroner for Clitorises.

Bjork defended the purchase by saying that the items were handed out during political campaigns. HERE have a C*******, won’t ya?

Malin Bjork insisted that she did not break any European Parliament rules.

Well what do YOU think Simply Confess readers? I think everyone should have a C*******.

[Apologies to our Muslim readers as they practice female circumcision, which is actually a Clitorectomy (removal of the c*******)]

New Confession

I have always had s** with girls and women . I have great s** with my wife . She is adventurous and will try anything. In the summer we can be driving . This is in England . She will ask me to pull over and stop . To have s** in the car or behind a hedge . We even go dogging . But i was looking round the internet for s***** stimulation . I was wanking . I looked at gay p*** . I was soon having an o***** . Watching a guy sucking his friend . Secretly i wanted to try g****** . I joined a local gay chat group . I entered my description . Being honest . Six foot three and a half . 18 stone . Age mid 30s . I had a few replies . Mostly older men . They didn’t interest me . Then i got a message from a guy who claimed to be 30 . He even sent picture to prove it . He had his own house and like me he is married . His wife had gone on holiday with her friends for 17 days . He had s** with guys when he was younger . I arranged to go to his house . I drove to it . When i arrived i was feeling nervous . Was he really who he said he was . He opened the door . He looked like his picture . He invited me in . We sat and had a coffee . I didn’t know what to say and how to start . He did it for us . After the coffee he went upstairs . When he came down he was naked . When i saw him it gave me an erection . When i stood up he could see my erection in my trousers . He came over to me and unzipped my trousers getting my c*** out . He asked me if i wanted to go upstairs . I knew what he meant . I followed him to the bedroom . Where i undressed . We got on the bed . He was holding my erection . He started to lick it . Then he had it in his mouth . He was giving me a b******* . I lay back and let him do it . With one hand he was touching my balls . He was sucking .He was using his lips and his tongue . He had my c*** deep in his mouth . His lips were at the base of it . He held me there when i was having my o***** . When he took his mouth away . He showed me that he had my c** in his mouth . He swallowed . Then he lay down on his back . I knew what he wanted . Put his c*** in my mouth . I tried to do what he had been doing to me . I was sucking and licking . The i was moving my mouth up and down his c*** . While all the time i was using my tongue . He was telling me . Oh god i am going to c** . He was groaning . I stopped moving my mouth and only used my tongue . He was c****** in my mouth . Now we get together at least once every month . For s** . I keep it secret from my wife .

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