I’ve been hiring beautiful women to date my business competitor so I can know what he’s up to and who he’s trying to close with in our industry. The stupid guy has no idea and thinks these women are into him. He’s so arrogant and a major pillow talker, we haven’t made any moves to make him suspicious yet, but we’re going to take a stupid idea of his and destroy it by making a fake crowdfunding campaign video. I’m going as far as hiring local comedians to make a joke out of it, just to screw with him and crush his ego. If this works then we’re going to continue making such videos to destroy his firm, by constantly trolling his ideas no matter if they are good or bad. The fact they will considered a joke no one in our business will want to touch it because we made it radioactive.