I try to evaluate the fortune cookie fortunes I get on a personal level/life basis. Today, I get one that says “You have a talent for excelling in novel ways”. Am I supposed to take that as a compliment for my personal best record of doing nothing but m*********, nap from exhaustion, and barely eat or drink for 11 days straight? Or is it about my choice to spend a 36 hour window of freedom to engage in s** as much as possible, resulting in having been with 4 women (two of them on two separate occasions in that time period) and one man (also two times in that same window), literally going from bed to shower repeatedly and being genuinely shocked that there were not accidental overlaps? Is it that I am supposed to be proud of myself that that 36 hour nonstop hedonistic self abuse may be a serious record on any scale for how many times I can engage in extramarital s**? Or simply to remind me that for a time I was a pretty disgusting person?