I fantasize about being fucked in the a** by Freddie Mercury. I’m overly obsessed with him. AIDS or no, I would have wanted him to f*** me. He’s the sexiest man that’s ever existed. I feel guilty because I’m married, but I can’t stop thinking about him on a daily basis. I’m a woman too, so he wouldn’t have been interested in me anyway, but him being gay makes him so much sexier. Am I the only crazy, or can someone relate?