My wife thinks I’m having an affair, but that’s not true. I love her very much and only want to be with her. I just don’t want to have s** with her until we both lose a significant amount of weight. We both got too comfortable with each other, and got fat and lazy. I want to have the kind of s** we used to and f*** each other’s brains out again. I just don’t know how to express that to her without hurting her feelings so whenever she asks me about certain very attractive women at my job, I always deflect to another subject. Why do I do that? I don’t know…