I am being made to feel guilty about this but I honestly don’t think I am, tell me what you think.
Last Saturday night we had planned that I would go to my girlfriends house, have a meal and stay the night because her teenage daughter was staying over with a friend.
All is going well until about 9pm when the phone rings and it’s her boss pleading with her to go into work (she is a nurse) because two others have called in sick so she reluctantly agrees and goes telling me to stay and make myself at home. Eleven o’clock and the doorbell rings , I answer the door and there is her daughter propped up against the wall obviously drunk. A block (her friends dad I presume) was just getting into a car and called out ‘she’s you’re problem now, I’ve got another one like that at home)
What the hell do you do now? She was totally drunk, no more than that, beyond drunk, paralytic is probably the best description. Anyway I just about managed to get her inside and made it to the sofa with her. She could not talk or tell me anything but suddenly started to wretch and I guessed she was going to be sick so I got her upright and we made it to the cloakroom and she chucked up into the sink big time. I was starting to take her back when she started to struggle and try to turn around, she just about managed to say ‘I need t – t – toilet’ Christ almighty what now. Anyway I got her back to the cloakroom and was going to say something like I’ll leave you to it when she kind of passed out and I smelt something. She was peeing herself so I had no choice but to undo her jeans and get them and her knickers down and then sit her on the pan so that she could carry on. The stream of pee seemed to go on forever but did stop eventually. She was so drunk and helpless that all I could do was take her trainers off and spthen slide off her jeans and p******, no way could I manage to hold her up and then get her clothes back on. I carried her back to the sofa and layer her down, covered her with a blanket and let her sleep .
About 6am her mum came in and found me in the armchair and her daughter half naked on the sofa. No way can I get the massage through that yes I undressed her and yes I saw her naked and touched her but if I had not done it she would of been left in clothes soaked in wee and might even have choked on her vomit. She is attractive and has a lovely body but I am into her mother and am not a child molester.