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How to cheat on your wife by a happily married man…

Like most happily married men I need to c** an awful lot more than I did when I was a teenager.

Although most women in my personal experience are multi-orgasmic, it get boring for us men to f*** the same woman over and over again, especially when you know how she loves it. The challenge and thrill of the unknown is simply gone.

Her loyalty to you is just not enough.

There’s share your entire life with her p****, one night stand and never see her again p****, married or got a boyfriend side piece p****, work wife p****, short term affair p****, long term affair p****, my very favorite; your wife’s best friend or Sister-In-Law p****.

I’ve pretty much done it all, and will continue to do more for as long as I can. But I’m going to share with you the secret to never getting caught.

If you’re going to cheat, be smart, be very smart by using a secret email address on a browser that you uninstall and reinstall regularly and get a prepaid credit card to buy a prepaid smartphone which you keep in your gym locker and gym locker only.

Never bring the prepaid phone home ever!

Make sure your s** dates with are always at a motel near the gym and always use your prepaid card to pay for the room.

Make sure you have a no smartphone policy between you and your side chick because women have a weird fascination of taking pictures and videos of their “boyfriends” especially while they are asleep after s**.

Also make sure you take a shower with her before you f*** and after you f*** her, it will help lower the strength of her scent.

After you’re done f****** her, remember to take another shower and then meet up go to the gym and workout to keep you stamina up, but most important that gym sweat scent to throw your wife off when you first come home and then take another shower.

As soon as you get home quickly hug and kiss your wife so she will be repelled by the gym sweat. Your hug and kiss will psychologically throw her off.

After you shower seduce your wife and f*** her. You had s** earlier and you went to the gym, she will assume the workout got you aroused.

Most men get busted by their wives because of a very simple thing, another woman’s scent.

Women have a stronger olfactory chamber, it’s how they know you’re f****** another woman.

Mask that other woman’s scent off successfully by taking very soapy showers and gym sweat she won’t find out and your life won’t get blown up.

Take it from a guy who’s been f****** other women regularly ever since I was dating my wife. We have a great marriage because a variety of p**** reduces my stress. I also make more money than my wife because my boss loves my attitude and how calm I am during a crisis.

Men are not meant for f****** only one woman, we need variety. The Mormons and Muslims got it right. It’s women who and Christianity that got it fucked up.

So there is my secret. Got out young man and get as much p**** as you can!

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