I manage a shift at McDonald’s and myself and several of my workers have been fapping in containers and taking the contents and adding it to the special sauce. We don’t get paid enough and most of the customers are assholes. So it’s funny to us. One of the kids on the service line confided in me that he recently found out that he has herpes and he’s been putting our special sauce in the happy meals which we all agreed before was hands off. Now I’m f****** freaking out that we may have hurt a few very young children. I pretty much told everyone involved to stop and one of the kids said they have been feeling really guilty about what we’ve been doing for the past few months and that he told his girlfriend who works at the KFC next door about it. I’m scared this girl at KFC will talk and we’ll all end up getting arrested. Why the f*** couldn’t this little s*** keep his f****** mouth shut? I want to murder all of these kids now.