I’m in a s***** relationship with the Nintendo character, Mario. All while being a male. I maintain a relationship with him by lucid dreaming and summoning him in that dream. We’d have dates, s**, and cuddles every time we meet. His d*** was the oiliest, shiny and longest d*** I’ve seen, It tasted like pasta, and the c** like alfredo sauce. Even his pubic hair feels nice…
Tonight, I’m going to propose to him, hope he accepts!