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A compilation of uwu’s and owo’s

ᵘʷᵘ oh fwick ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ fwick sowwy gwuys ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ sowwyy im dwopping ᵘʷᵘ my uwus all over the ᵘʷᵘ pwace ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ sowwy -~- nyah~~

Awmost heaven, West Viwginyia Bwue Widge Mountains, Shenyandoah Wivew Wife is owd thewe, owdew than the twees Youngew than the mountains, bwowing wike a bweeze Countwy woads, take me home To the pwace I bewong West Viwginyia, mountain mama Take me home, countwy woads Aww my memowies gathew wound hew Minyew’s wady, stwangew to bwue watew Dawk and dusty, painted on the sky Misty taste of moonshinye, teawdwop in my eye Countwy woads, take me home To the pwace I bewong West Viwginyia, mountain mama Take me home, countwy woads I heaw hew voice, in the mownying houw she cawws me The wadio weminds me of my home faw away And dwiving down the woad I get a feewing That I shouwd have been home yestewday, yestewday Countwy woads, take me home To the pwace I bewong West Viwginyia, mountain mama Take me home, countwy woads Countwy woads, take me home To the pwace I bewong West Viwginyia, mountain mama Take me home, countwy woads Take me home, down countwy woads Take me home, down countwy woads

GONG XI F*** CAI 😩‼ IT’S THE YEAR OF THE PIG 🐖💦💦💦💦. You know what that means you qipao SLUTS 👘👀 Its time to show AHGONG👲🏻👲🏻👴🏻👴🏻 your PHATTEST oranges 🍊🍊🍊😜😜😜 And get some THICCC HONGBAOS ㊗💰🈵‼Get your love letters 💕💕 ready for some of your 大哥’s BIG 肉干 🍖🥓🥓🍗🍗nd text your closest COCKcubines 📱📱💃💃 to come visiting 🏡💦🏡💦🏡💦 Send this to 8⃣8⃣ of your most SUPERSTITIOUS SLUTS 💰💰🙊🙊 and get a s*** LION DANCE 🐲🐲💃💃 this CNY‼‼‼ If you get 0⃣-3⃣ of these back, you won’t get to enjoy any of that 大肉干 If you get 4⃣-7⃣ of these back ur 年年有 👉👌🍆🍆💦😩💦😩 If you get more than 8⃣ back your flat chinese a** 😶😶😶will be screaming HUAT AH tonight ♨♨🈵🈵‼

You shoulda beat him up. What an a******! Treating a fine lady (you) like that! Despite your knowledge of good music. I too am an eminem fan, and I only listen to the dirty versions of songs (like a real fan)

Mayhaps this is a bit out of the blue, fine lady, but would you be so kind as to allow me to dm you? I am Not Afraid of rejection, but I am afraid of not being brave enough to shoot my shot when it matters. And do not fear, I will not go Berserk if you say no! Haha 😉

Hi everyone (✿◠‿◠)! I am 13 years old and looking for a new daddy because my last daddy got arrested (∩︵∩) (◕﹏◕✿), It doesn’t matter if your uwu is big or not,(◕﹏◕✿) as long as you give me cummies (✿◠‿◠)!

MY CAT WAS SCRATCHING THE WALL SO I SLAPPED HIM SO HE WOULD STOP (ITS NOT ABUSE IT HAPPENS ALL THE TIME AND I DIDNT HIT HIM ALL THAT HARD) AND HE DIED! MY PARENTS ARE ON THEIR WAY HOME WHAT DO I DO WITH THE BODY!?

-Inumimi

New Confession

I’m nothing but a disloyal masochistic w****.
Moaning a different woman’s name every week.
And no fang makes the difference for me except for yours.
A void that a woman makes in a week hurts more than one for years.
Blood runs down my arms in this bustling broken city.
I leave a trail of red water that rusts against the stone.
Each connection I make feels like forever.
And they last as long as the fire of a candle.

I don’t mean anything to you in the end.
I’m just a face that you keep around for nothing.
You think that all I care about is myself.
You think that I don’t want to give myself away to you.
But I understand because I’m broken anyways.
So I can’t blame you for leaving.
And I don’t want to hold on to hurt you.
So I suffer. Painfully. Alone. Screaming. Wailing. For you.

You’re disgusting. You go find another woman already and talk to her? You didn’t want her to
look at your poetry, you just want a woman to be around so she can take care of you, so she
can make you feel the way you want to feel. That’s all you want, right? It’s all you want.
You just want me around so I can make you feel happy, you don’t care for me at all, and if
you did, you would be different. You’d be different, you’d change. You’d do anything for me,
even if it’s me leaving. If you REALLY loved me, you’d let me leave forever. You’d let me
leave forever and forget about me. That’s what you’d do. That’s what you’d do. That’s exactly
what you’d do. You disgusting w****. You disgusting w**** of a man. Your face is disheveled,
your body is configured incorrectly and you aren’t caring in the slightest, you rotten sulking
statue of a man. But I still care about you. You are an unkempt and hapless soul.

You need to stop talking on the internet and you need to go get a job and get out of my house.
You do not have the power to tell me what I can and can’t do because you constantly demand
everyone and you are rude to everyone.

I’m sorry, your application has been denied and we have decided to move forward with other
candidates. I’m sorry, I’m going to pull your f****** teeth out the top of your head and
scream and wail as I cry knowing I have just committed a grand atrocity and will NEVER EVER
be able to feel innocent again in my f****** life because I finally grew the courage to push
myself that far to violence! But I’ll never do it because I hate being angry and I want to be
happy. It is hapless. It is hapless. It is hapless.

Give me my ring back, you don’t deserve it because you are an unkempt and hapless f****** soul.
You made me pull my hair out and you’re going to give me a heart attack and you made me waste
all my money on your worthless a**. You stupid w****.

In the words of someone who goes forward with nothing but their own goal in mind, someone who is
quite similar to me, I will say that I greatly fear death and pain, yet I do seek the thought
of it. It’s why I’ve never killed myself because I fear pain and I don’t want anyone else to
kill me. It is all equally horrifying. Similarly, pain is all I know.

You stupid w****. You’ve lost your novelty to me. I ate your time like a bag of potato chips
and you mean nothing to me. After all I’ve given you the least you can do is do it all back.
Learn to reciprocate, you valueless paramour. You are so hollow that you are at the point of
philandering, moseying your way into the thresholds of pain. I’ve lost interest in you, you
worthless boy.

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