I just killed my childhood bullys friend with a car in the middle of the day in front of her kids and loved ones.
Hold yer hand steady, grab the carver and squint your eye, carve the pumpkin till it dies, carve it good like it’s made of wood, and beat it like your father never could.
🎃Jack-o-lantern🎃
If I s*** a n****** d*** would that be good enough?