Jake Paul: heyyy brooo Logan Paul: *does 50 back flips In a row* brooooo!!!! Jake Paul: dafuck was that Bro??? Logan Paul: I’m a fucking Ninja!!!! Jake

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Jake Paul: heyyy brooo
Logan Paul: *does 50 back flips In a row* brooooo!!!!
Jake Paul: dafuck was that Bro???
Logan Paul: I’m a f****** Ninja!!!!
Jake Paul: whatever… Yo hand me an apple juice box… with a twisty straw. The manly kind. Also turn on some f****** icarly reruns while your at it…
Logan Paul: … no
I invited friends over. I’m saving the juice boxes for them… you don’t always get what you want jake…
jake Paul: f… u….
*makes a diss track about Logan*
🎶 “My brother is a selfish hoe! Yo bro what’s the dizzy? You said you keepin them for friends… I want my apple juice, I want to feel swag. Yo bro your killin my flow, give me that f****** juice bro, your a hoe everyday bro, I got those from boxes form Costco’s! They ain’t your hard earned cash no! I work my a** being an a** bro!”
Greg Paul: *comes in on rollez sneakers, dabbing and flossing making a vlog video*
Guys… my sons are dipshits… but the apple don’t fall far from the tree amiright? Don’t answer that you peasant!
Logan paul: look jake… I heard the diss track just now, I’m taking you down. But let’s just put the b******* aside right now and have a party and get boozyy!!!
Jake: THEYLL NEVER TAKE MY F****** JUICE!!!
Logan: too bad. I texted like so many people to come to this lit a** party.
*20 minutes in silence waiting for the people to come. Logan practicing his dabs and Jake singing Gucci gang*
*door bell rings* ~opens up door and closes behind.
Danny devito: FELLAS!!!
Greg, Jake and Logan: *in unison* DANNY!!!!
Danny devito: you guys aren’t worth my time… but you said they’rd be free pizza 🍕
*door gets busted down*
David spade: BOOYAH!!!
emperor in in the house!!!! Hahaha I’m just kidding you…
now give me a f****** slice of pizza
Danny devito: david… it’s trick they don’t have pizza… only merch
David spade: welll f*** that s***!! I don’t need another crappy tee shirt!! Let’s get out of here Danny!
Danny devito: I am right there behind you!
David spade and Danny devito: *slams door shut and rides away together into the sunset (to Pizza Hut) on David’s motorcycle
Logan: *starts to run out the door* NOOOOOOO!!!
*greg Paul hold him back*
Greg Paul: it’s too late son… should have bought the f****** pizza. Merch my a**.
I thought I taught you how to throw a better party than that!!! You didn’t even have booze!! Geeze… what kind of failure of a father am I??!!
Jake Paul: wellll were both pretty screwed sooo…
Logan Paul: *in a whisper* they were my only friends..:
Jake Paul: no they weren’t Logan… they didn’t even respond to your tweets. All 150 of them. Actually I think david spade blocked you. Man… he must have really wanted that pizza. Poor guy.
Jake Paul: at least they didn’t take my f****** juice…

New Confession

In Middle school we had a Downs Syndrome girl who liked being felt up. She had round hard t*** so we(three friends of mine and her) would sneak in the Band room $uck her n ipples and B ang her the way she showed us. The second school year she would let us touch if we weren’t naked too since she enjoyed $ucking us off. Shane was the first one to phuck her then she wanted all of us to do it. One day we were coming out of the band room back door to the teachers atrium after the five minute warning bell rang. The band teacher was sitting at a table and asked what we were doing in there. We all started telling him a different story while Amy tucked her blouse in her skirt. Everyone shup up when I said “We were on the stage in the gym and found the Door unlocked to hall way leading to the music/choir room which is connected to the band room. We thought to get to class on time it would be fastest going this way.”. He was a weird short fat guy from West Virginia so we thought he was dumb enough to fall for it. We didn’t realize his office above the storage room had a thin window along the ceiling that was just above his desk that he could watch us from. Amy would pull her blouse out and unbutton it and lay down in front of the Bass drum on a carpeted area. Whoever’s turn it was to phuck her fist would push her dress or skirt up and pull her p****** off of one leg to expose her pudgy Pu$$y. The next year we came back to school she a bush heavy round t its and big a$$. Her belly bigger and seemed to grow bigger by the week. We all knew how to c um Phucking her by then and she would c um 2 times. Before Christmas vacation s*** hit the fan when the school nurse had take a pregnancy test cuz she was getting so fat and her T its were huge. The band Teacher squealed on us pretending to be appalled. She told me the next year when Amy repeated a grade she was in his office to get a poke and she saw the bass drum through the window. Anyway she had three daughters all normal and pretty with good jobs now before she graduated at age 21. Everyone is Good at something Amy was/could still be great at Phucking.

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