I had a dream about my first kiss a few nights ago. Well, not really my first dream about a kiss, but the first one that felt real. I was in the final number of some musical and I knew I was in a dream but didn’t change anything. I kissed a girl and it felt real. I kinda missed and mostly got her bottom lip, but it felt so soft. I think I was playing the main character in the musical, but I could have been playing the love interest. Either way, closest thing to an actual lesbian experience I will ever get considering my family is catholic. (In case anyone was curious which I know they’re not, the musical was “The Prom” aka the lesbian musical a bunch of religious people complained about when it performed at the Macy’s parade)