It’s 4 AM on a school night and my father is awake, I didn’t want him to know I was awake but I really needed to pee, so I got a old bottle of Dr Pepper, and just started to pee, I peed for 3 seconds before it stopped going in and started gushing out onto my carpet, I gave up and I just f****** pissed all over the ground, now I’m sitting here pouring s*** all over my carpet so it doesn’t smell like piss. I’m in hell.