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Ok , another really weird dream i had . If you know what it means , please explain it to me .

I was infront of my old elementary school while wearing a green hoodie , leggings and black shoes ( yes i’m the one who wrote the strange pool dream if you read it ) . I walked in through the metal gates into the school grounds , i wandered to the 3rd floor of building A . The moment i’m walking up the stairs i noticed some strange details , the building suddenly have a staircase leading to the roof , the lights were on even tho it’s mid-day , The stairs were made out of wood instead of cement , pink instead of brown , music were blasting from the direction i’m walking to and i hear children laughing hysterically .
Making up to the floor , i saw my two classmates ( let’s call them : Q and R ) playing football . I sat there and watched them .
After a while the music stopped , R was infront of me as i stood up , she was sweaty , one arm holding the ball the other pointting to the janitor closet next to me :
” Wanna Have a drink ? ” She said
I dont remember agreeing but after i realised it I was already in the closet . The closet was small , very small making me feel claustraphobic . It was lit by a small light bulb hanging in the middle of the closet , radiating a crimson red light like it was in a horror movie . In the closet was a table between two wooden chairs , they barely fit the closet . Somehow R made it to the chair in the back already holding a tea pot pouring tea for us .One more thing , the closet was so run-downed that spider webs were everywhere , i even got hit by one while sitting down , some were sticking on the door knob . The door suddenly close behind me and Q was sitting like a dog on the floor next to me while her chin touching the table’s top .
Accepting the thot tea cup R has given me , i began to drink it . As i laid my eyes on R , out of no where she was wearing a top hat and has a really creepy smile while staring at me . We talked a little but I noticed Q wasnt making any contribution to the conversation at all . The light above us started swinging around and flickered , things went dark . Then the light came back but this time , instead of a top hat , R has a giant spider with the size of her head on her head ! I looked at R but she turned into a pile of spider webs , i look back into my tea cup as little hoards of tiny spiders crawling out of it .
Jumping out of my seat , the spiders gathered around my feet and began to attack R , i walked out of the closet ignoring R’s screams for help like nothing happened .
After walking out , i saw Q again , she was holding the ball and stood in a goal keeper pose . She threw the ball at me and said :
” Wanna play football ? ”
I happily joined in .
Before it went dark ,i suddenly have the urge to invite someone for tea .

New Confession

ALIEN TRANSFORMERS ARE REAL!

The All-Spark was the cube that gave life to the first Dynasty of Primes and the Transformer race to work under the Primes. All the Primes died out under the Fallen Prime (who had his little episode in Transformers 2). Many years later, the Transformers discover the remains of the Fallen Prime, and the Fallen somehow influences Megatron into turning to the dark side. Thus, the Autobot vs. Decepticon war.

It was known that the Primes could move back and forth in time, which is a product of the All-Spark and Sentinel Prime’s Space-Bridge (which makes an appearance in Transformers 3). Well, I propose that humans created the All-Spark somewhere in the future, and at some point, Cybertron got teleported several millenia into the past. The All-Spark itself got teleported back to Earth several million years in the past, where it lay for a long time until Megatron found it in Transformers 1. The prequel establishes that the Transformers had been looking for the All-Spark for millenia, so here’s the timeline we have relative to present Earth day:

4 Million Years in the Past: The All-Spark and Cybertron get teleported to the past. The All-Spark lands on Earth, and all the Transformers begin looking for it.

Some Point in the Past: Megatron finds the All-Spark but gets frozen in the ice

Some Point in the Past: In Transformers 2 it was established that Autobots had been hiding on Earth for a while, probably just not knowing where the All-Spark was but waiting to find out?

Present Day Earth: Events of Transformers 1 unfold when Decepticons land on Earth and Blackout attacks the military base in Qatar. Cue the events of Transformers 2 and 3.

Future: At some point in the future, humans had advanced far enough to create the All-Spark to give life to their mechanical creations.

A human-made All-Spark would make sense because the All-Spark had “unknown origins” anyway, so let’s fill in the gaps. Transformers and the All-Spark have to be manmade because they wouldn’t be so comfortable interacting with human machinery and resembling humans. The All-Spark, which gives life to machines, would hypothetically not be able to interact with human technology if it was made by some other alien race. It would only be able to interact with that alien race’s technology, because we can’t assume that another alien race serendipitously made circuit boards and computers in the same exact way we did.

This theory came from noticing how humanoid Transformers look. In the Michael Bay films, the Transformers are designed to resemble humans. They walk upright, have four limbs, and have working eyes/mouths that move when they talk. Functionally, there isn’t even a reason for their mouths to move. Can’t they just use speakers?! For that reason, we can assume they were made to resemble humans. Again, no other alien race would serendipitously create humanoid-looking organisms that look the exact same as we do. Just because we walk upright and have four limbs doesn’t mean any other race needs to.

In conclusion:

Humans created the All-Spark, which gave life to Transformers. The Transformers fought and utilized the All-Spark’s ability to teleport, sending everyone 4 million years into the past.

Feasibly, if an alien race created the All-Spark then it wouldn’t be able to interact with human technology, because alien technology probably doesn’t work the same at all.

Transformers are made to resemble humans because they’re manmade, otherwise they wouldn’t need to move their mouths to talk. You say, “Well that’s just some CGI magic!”. I say that’s evidence. An alien race probably wouldn’t look exactly like us, so how would they know to make Transformers look exactly like us?
Leo spitz
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