Holy fucking shit. Fleece Johnson, the Booty Warrior, as made famous on locked up and the boondocks, is on the bus with me right now. There's tons of

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Holy f****** s***. Fleece Johnson, the Booty Warrior, as made famous on locked up and the boondocks, is on the bus with me right now.

There’s tons of jokes to be made, but I’m not messing with a man who loves to r*** other men.

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Pumpkill King of the pumpkins.
This is not a Halloween Jacko lantern, instead something straight from a nightmare in the deepest pits of hell. It feeds on souls of humans that carve pumpkins, and chews on entire families like candy.
It is said that every time it eats another soul, another pumpkin seed is planted, if Pumpkil is crushed it’s mind is moved over to the next pumpkin making it unkillable.
Pumpkil is powered by dark magic, and a black flame inside of its core burning since the night it was lit in the early 1200s.

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