Warning, nasty g******! Don’t say you weren’t warned. I want someone to force me to have s** with a dog. Drag me by the hair and hold my head over a dog’s c***, slap my face if I don’t start sucking fast enough. Tie my face to the dog’s hindquarters so my mouth is locked to his a****** and I have to jam my tongue down his sphincter just to lever my face away enough that I can breathe through my nose, train the dog to s*** on a plate and mash my face down on it while I’m struggling to eat without puking. Get the dog to f*** me in the a** while I’m eating his big pile of arm-sized turds, and kick me in the balls if I try to resist. I’d really rather all of this happen without a human there, but that’d be a bit difficult to manage.

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