Was in a call with my mom and she screams 'OH MY GOD!" and hung up Cue me panicking and thinking something happened. I kept trying to call her but she

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Was in a call with my mom and she screams ‘OH MY GOD!” and hung up

Cue me panicking and thinking something happened. I kept trying to call her but she wouldn’t answer. Just about when I was going to call 911, she called back.

“I…was trying to fart and sh** the bed.”

She literally sh** all over the bed

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Ain’t got time to play with crackers I need my joint worked on by a sissy specialist and I ain’t paying a dime or giving you nothing tired of whites always asking me don’t ask me for shiiit! You better show respect when you talking to the slammer got fools like corvallus on here running dey mouths talking a big game on they backsnatch but when it comes time to deliver the goodies they ain’t nowhere to be found! I ain’t got time! You too hallisey or Hallisonian need my those lips around my joint rn damn racist azz crackerjacks all up in my business

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