Sometimes I think it would be fun to go on the bachelor just to get free food and vacation lol. I don’t wanna compete over some average dude on a degrading show… so here’s how it would go: I would continually avoid him or just as we were about to kiss id slip away and I’d look so mysterious 😉 while I’d actually just be sipping a pina colada by myself in peace over in some cabana… this would go on till the end as he would keep me on the show because “he wants what he can’t seem to have”… I’d be enjoying time in the sun, swimming in the ocean, eating, and using the excuse “I need time to think” while staying away from any of the drama that goes on with the other girls. At the end he gives me the final rose… and as he’s about to kiss me I say “I’m sorry… I’m waiting to save my first kiss till marriage” annoyed and obviously baffled he changes his mind and gives it to the runner up… she jumps and cries into his arms and I convince her to break up with him cause he’s douch. It’s the best bachelor season in history ???