Lmao so my parents used to take me to work when I was twelve, but I had to stay in the car. One day, I was drinking coke and my stomach started hurting as my mom was coming back. I couldn’t stop it; just as my mom opens the door, I fart very loudly for almost a minute. It scares the crap out of her, and while I’m still blushing out of embarrasment, my mom is laughing her a** off. To this day it still bothers me.