I wanna f*** a fictional microphone from an online show, shake Hitlers hand and become president of the universe.
Multiple times I fell asleep at work and other employees noticed and I felt awkward embarrassed I was angry and I was intimidated I felt uncomfortable I was immature unprofessional I lied I passed judgment against others
Mary Smith of Fiserv looks so hot. I want her to rest her feet on my face like a footstool and tell me what an ugly loser I am. 😳
