I know lots of people don’t like overweight girls, but I am over the moon about them. I saw a young girl in the grocery store last night whose love handles were as big as a pair of 38D breasts. I wanted to take a picture, she was so cute, but of course taking a pic in secret is obnoxious. I did peek into her grocery basket and saw chips, cookies and a lot of junk food along with the chicken and eggs. I imagined her eating the junk and the love handles getting even bigger. I also imagined dating her and getting to squeeze her cute chubby figure…the biggest woman I’ve ever been with was over 300 pounds and I loved it. I will never marry a skinny girl.