I worship a girl named Damaris. I can’t resist her s***** power.
What’s on my mind? The day you gathered all the kids from the block and posted me exhibition spread eagle on the park fence and forced me to humiliate myself as they stared me down and laughed at me as you degraded me. Recording the moment and selling copies. You need not blow my head, I’ll do it myself!
Mary Smith of Fiserv looks so hot. I want her to rest her feet on my face like a footstool and tell me what an ugly loser I am. 😳