The woman who plays peano for our church had been out for a while sick (she should have prayed for healing) so I filled in for her. When she came back she told some people that I probably didn’t do as well as she does. Well, “Sister Sue,” you can stuff your peano up that fat a** of yours. It is a wonder the bench holds you. How many donuts did you have this morning, Sister Sue? Feeling a bit low on energy? Better pull out that snickers bar and feed your fat face before you pass out on the keys, b****! For your information people liked my peano playing because I put some LIFE into it and for once services didn’t seem like a funeral. Fat old c*** b**** hypocrite lying a** cheap cocksucking asskissing w****.
