The run up to Christmas brings out the worst in me when out shopping for essentials not Christmas junk. In the shopping mall I haven’t got time to be stopped by some dickhead trying to sell me funeral insurance or a credit card plan and worse yet charities asking for my banking details to set up a direct debit. No f*** off, I’ll give you some money but you’re getting no personal information.

The volunteers who collect for cancer and kids charities standing with buckets on their own time not annoying anyone I’ll go out of my way to put money in the buckets but these fuckers that stand in your way or are desperate to sign you up for something can go to hell. Rant over.