I was shopping with my ex and tallied up the receipt, we weren’t charged for the 12 pack of carlsberg beer. I’ll rectify that now while the ex was shouting ‘get in the car’ wow that’s so s***** it’s like s*****, F*** her it”s her own fault and it isn’t like the supermarket can’t afford the loss.

Wow like thats the shittiest thing I’ve ever heard, GET IN THE CAR NOW! I fixed it without her knowing about it and left her 3 months later. Fast forward a few years later, our local butcher gave me change of a 20 when I gave him a 10. I’m tallying up in the house. Nope definitely a 10, my girlfriends attitude make sure to you give him it back.

Like duh, he short changed his own till and I don’t want to drop him in s*** with his boss so I had a word on the QT with him, he checked the till yep he stuck a 10 in the 20 drawer. Thank f*** for that, ‘psst here mate you’re the first person ever to bring money back when they’ve been undercharged’

F***** get outta here, no seriously. Okay we’re super duper fantastic. My missus wondered why the green grocers and butchers threw in something extra when we shopped there. We only did the right thing to do unlike my ex. it wasn’t greed or necessity just horrible grasping want. I want I want I want.