Thanks to the Internet, I paid a fat man to come to my house and take a bath. I had instructed him not to bathe or shower for 72 hours prior. The man was morbidly obese, approximately 5-foot-4 and 300 pounds. He worked up a full sweat beforehand and I also had him fart in the bathtub. When he was finished I paid him $300, and his dirty bathwater was all mine to drink. I guzzled it like lifeblood, it’s filthy stench filling my nostrils. The only challenge was controlling my erection. I drank most of it quickly, but managed to save some in a bottle. I’m going to keep it in a warm, humid place for a rainy day.
