Hello I’m a mortician and I have a confession to make. People don’t realize that every time they take their dead relatives to my morgue that I am engaging in necrophilia with their dead Corpses. I know I’m not the only mortician that does this. Matter of fact there is a group of morticians that get together and talk about this. And I’m a part of that group. That’s how I know there are plenty of morticians just like me. I’m also widowed man used to have a wife and when she passed on I couldn’t get any s**. So I started f****** the dead corpses in my morgue. I hope my daughter doesn’t find out that her father is perverted mortician. So chances are I’ve already f*** your your dead relative? So far I fucked somebody’s dead granddaughter last week. And all I got to say is I’d be very careful trusting morticians with your dead relatives. Because chances are we will f*** your dead relatives. I because I haven’t gotten laid for so long like ten years ago since my wife died this is why I’m engaged in necrophilia ever since. I just find that m*********** isn’t satisfying enough. So far I don’t seem to have a problem with maggots infesteding me. Because I heard that’s a common problem with necrophilia. And yet I run that risk every time I have unprotected s** with a dead corpse. I’ve had other morticians tell me to use a condom. If you don’t engage in s** with dead teenage girl and they me feel young. I am after all in my sixties. So want to feel young again. Because I just hit my bed life crisis 60 and my daughter doesn’t understand why I keep acting like a rebellious teenage boy and why I take off with her eyeliner and make myself look emo. And so far I’ve been listening to her Emo music. she’s not my only daughter. She’s the only one that still those with me. And she’s some type of emo.
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I also forgot to mention as the mortician the perverted mortician that I also fuck the dead grandmother of that dead granddaughter. The granddaughter was a teenager when she died. And the grandmother was I believe in her late 80s or maybe even 90 I forgot? Oh that’s right because I fucked two separate grandmothers. Oh yeah my daughter is she still mad at me cuz I keep taking off with her emo makeup. And she thinks I’m just mocking her when I make myself look like her as an Emo teenager. But in all reality I just want to feel like a teenager again. My little girl needs to understand that. I keep embarrassing her with her best friends because I want to hang out with them and be another emo teenage boy. I keep going into Hot Topics too. Often tell these teenage emo kids that I’m more emo than them. I also tell them that they’re posers. My daughter keeps looking at me like that’s not my father that’s just some weirdo old man. I even took up writing in a journal depressive poetry and I also have a diary that I write about how much my life sucks. I also took up cutting myself like my daughter does. She thinks I’m just trying to do this to deter her from being emo. But I swear I’m emo too. I’m just a 60 year old Emo who believes like a teenager Emo kid. I even got a haircut to make myself look emo and I know even listen to Fall Out Boys and Chemical Romance and all the other emo bands that I’m researching about on the internet just so, I can listen to all the emo music that I can. Because the emo life Style is so super dope depression. And my daughter doesn’t realize I’m more depressed than she is. She keeps telling me that she is depressed and that’s what emo is about. So if I’m more depressed than hers that makes me more emo than her. Because I’m a super dope emo Father. Even her own emo friends think I’m cooler than her.
Sir I think you have issues that I think you need to talk to a midlife crisis counselor? I also think you need to stop stealing your daughter’s makeup and looking like an Emo and but I think you’re trying too hard to be more emo than her.
You can’t tell me what to do I’m an emo 60 year old mortician who engages in necrophilia with dead Corpses. I will fuck your mother when she dies.
You crazy old sick fuck bastard what the fuck is wrong with your head you fucking stupid Assclown?
I fucked your dead grandmother because I’m a sick fucking mortician. I even went out on her dry pussy and eat her out.
You are sick and deprived. You suck mother fucker who needs locked up in a mental institution or prison.
You don’t know my name so you can’t call the cops on me? Hahaha
Haha this is great. I would too. I saw a really hot dead girl once, she was nude from the waist down after a car accident. She was barely a teen and had no pubes yet. I was first on the scene and fingered her good
This is fake. I’m an actual funeral director. Mortician is a “dead” term. No one has called themselves a mortician for atleast 30 years. Not to mention funeral directors don’t drop their loved ones off at morgue. The funeral director that receives the death call goes to pick them up. On top of this, Funeral Directors do not own morgues. We have a perpetration room and an embalming room in the funeral home. The morgue is a separate facility in the county or can possibly be located in a hospital. This person is a very sick individual. Not only is this person not a real “mortician” he has probably never seen a deceased body. It’s not a clean process. It makes me sick that you think that we would ever do anything like that with people’s loved ones. I take my job very seriously and you will see why when you have a loved one die. It’s no laughing matter. I hope you rot in hell.