Hello I’m a mortician and I have a confession to make. People don’t realize that every time they take their dead relatives to my morgue that I am engaging in necrophilia with their dead Corpses. I know I’m not the only mortician that does this. Matter of fact there is a group of morticians that get together and talk about this. And I’m a part of that group. That’s how I know there are plenty of morticians just like me. I’m also widowed man used to have a wife and when she passed on I couldn’t get any s**. So I started f****** the dead corpses in my morgue. I hope my daughter doesn’t find out that her father is perverted mortician. So chances are I’ve already f*** your your dead relative? So far I fucked somebody’s dead granddaughter last week. And all I got to say is I’d be very careful trusting morticians with your dead relatives. Because chances are we will f*** your dead relatives. I because I haven’t gotten laid for so long like ten years ago since my wife died this is why I’m engaged in necrophilia ever since. I just find that m*********** isn’t satisfying enough. So far I don’t seem to have a problem with maggots infesteding me. Because I heard that’s a common problem with necrophilia. And yet I run that risk every time I have unprotected s** with a dead corpse. I’ve had other morticians tell me to use a condom. If you don’t engage in s** with dead teenage girl and they me feel young. I am after all in my sixties. So want to feel young again. Because I just hit my bed life crisis 60 and my daughter doesn’t understand why I keep acting like a rebellious teenage boy and why I take off with her eyeliner and make myself look emo. And so far I’ve been listening to her Emo music. she’s not my only daughter. She’s the only one that still those with me. And she’s some type of emo.