We were at a neighbors BBQ / Birthday Party for their daughter . One of invites was doing his best to pick up momma . He might have been 19 / 20 tops . He was rubbing down my a** while I was waiting for a drink . About an hour later tom my husband told me all about it . I asked him did you hear what I told him ? He replied no . Well I told him if your weren’t here I’d f*** his brains out . And before he left I gave him my cell phone number !
